surprisebitch:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

PLOT TWIST

(Source: sizvideos, via itslisaaa)

xmorticiansdaughterx:

What’s wrong with the white girl?

A) She can’t even

B) She is literally dying

C) She is so done

D) All of the above

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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chandeluresinsicily:

jojostuck:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

well for starters his name was Paul

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asraelrising:

carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

Good lord this website

ikeepchangingmyurl:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

all-deans-friends-are-dead:

sometimes i wonder if there was a time when sam and dean forgot to put up a “do not disturb” sign and room service came into sam and dean’s room and saw all the pinned up pictures of murder victims and monsters and all that stuff, and she just kind of went

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I was expecting this to be wincest but then it wasn’t and I just

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the urls sound like sam and dean trying to one up each other

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