Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

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you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn

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10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

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This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza


This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

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Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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"i’m oppressed" whines the 21 year old white male college student on his $3000 macbook living in america

"rape culture exists against men" exclaims the 24 year old man who decided to go to a bar and get drunk then regret the sex he remembered having the…

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Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

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