bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss President Obama’s coalition to defeat ISIS.

purrrkwood:

Legolas doesn’t like Kevin.

insp (x

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crowleyslittlepixie:

the-pump-king:

crowleyslittlepixie:

troylerina:

ayearofhibernation:


skandolous:
Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
EVER.

OH MY FRICKING GOD

Will it work with blood?

Blood is thicker than most inks, so it’ll be slower. Work? Yes. Be effective as a calendar? Not as much.

Welp looks like I need to feed my victims some blood thinners then!

crowleyslittlepixie:

the-pump-king:

crowleyslittlepixie:

troylerina:

ayearofhibernation:

skandolous:

Ink Calendar designed by Oscar Diaz. The ink will slowly color each day of the month as time passes by.

literally the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.

EVER.

OH MY FRICKING GOD

Will it work with blood?

Blood is thicker than most inks, so it’ll be slower. Work? Yes. Be effective as a calendar? Not as much.

Welp looks like I need to feed my victims some blood thinners then!

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rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

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“All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady.”

Shmoop (via kissfistthat)

You’re goddamn right she did.

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defranco:

I just don’t get the anger… (X)

tastefullyoffensive:

This. Is. Ellen Page! [via]

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

90skindofworld:

Parenting done right

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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