Adam Tczek

: The Men Commandments- Tony Parsons

tittysandpancakes:

1. The slower you move, the faster you die.

2. Money spent on dental work and travel is never wasted. Plan to die with good teeth and great memories.

3. A man should always have access to the best plumber, accountant and personal trainer that he can possible afford.

4. Never cheat on a woman…

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factsandchicks:

Samuel L Jackson has a clause in all his movie contracts stating that he gets 2 days off a week to play golf and the producers have to pay for it.
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This is how you know you are a big deal.

factsandchicks:

Samuel L Jackson has a clause in all his movie contracts stating that he gets 2 days off a week to play golf and the producers have to pay for it.

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This is how you know you are a big deal.

(Source: animalsdisappointed)

facts-i-just-made-up:

The lung of a non-smoker compared to the lung of a smoker. For scientific accuracy, both lungs in fact belong to the same man, respiratory biologist Sam Parwell, who for 56 years smoked only with his left lung to ensure the last dismissal of the individuality variable from research on the subject.
Note how the non-smoking lung is still in bloom after removal, 25 hours after the death of the subject. The smoking lung by contrast is barren of leaves and had been since before his death. Smoker’s lungs often cease flowering altogether within the first two years of smoking, though they may again if the subject quits in time. Though not pictured, the bark was also significantly weaker on the smoked bronchi, while it remains a healthy brown on the clean lung, which was also found to have much thicker sap. Smoker’s sap has long been known to run thin and lack the hearty maple flavor of healthy specimens.
(“Opposites”, by Makhail Abromov)

facts-i-just-made-up:

The lung of a non-smoker compared to the lung of a smoker. For scientific accuracy, both lungs in fact belong to the same man, respiratory biologist Sam Parwell, who for 56 years smoked only with his left lung to ensure the last dismissal of the individuality variable from research on the subject.

Note how the non-smoking lung is still in bloom after removal, 25 hours after the death of the subject. The smoking lung by contrast is barren of leaves and had been since before his death. Smoker’s lungs often cease flowering altogether within the first two years of smoking, though they may again if the subject quits in time. Though not pictured, the bark was also significantly weaker on the smoked bronchi, while it remains a healthy brown on the clean lung, which was also found to have much thicker sap. Smoker’s sap has long been known to run thin and lack the hearty maple flavor of healthy specimens.

(“Opposites”, by Makhail Abromov)

Theme: Cavalcade

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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DUESPAID: HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN UP ON YOUR DREAM? I HAVE.

duespaidriseandgrind:

My talents lie in Modeling, Dancing, and Singing. They were things that always came natural to me and with practice day in and day out, I would have been the best. Straight out of HS I moved to New York to make it big. That was the plan. And I would have done it. But here’s what happened….As I…

This girl is a beast! Keep your eyes open for her doing some really big things!

(Source: thestrawberryswings, via ruinedchildhood)

planeswalkingonsunshine:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

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